CONTAINS SPOILERS
Tonight’s AEW COLLISION was broadcast on TNT and streamed on MAX live from the VBC Probst Arena in Huntsville, AL!
Tony Schiavone and Nigel McGuinness were the broadcast team for tonight’s event.
It’s Saturday night and you know what that means! This is for the Sickos!
Samoa Joe & HOOK
vs.
The Patriarchy’s Nick Wayne & Kip Sabian (with Christian Cage & Mother Wayne)!
Hook hurled Wayne with a suplex and tagged in Samoa Joe. Wayne quickly tagged out to Kip Sabian. Kip Sabian gouged Samoa Joe’s eyes. Samoa Joe fired back with a sit out senton after avoiding a springboard press from Sabian.
Nick Wayne grabbed Hook’s ankle from the outside. Kip capitalized with a fisherman’s buster. Nick tagged back in and stomped on Hook. Nick threw Hook into the corner with a hammer throw. Sabian and Wayne double teamed Hook, showing off effective tandem offense.
After a desperate suplex to Nick Wayne, Hook tagged Samoa Joe, who cleaned house on Nick Wayne and Kip Sabian. Samoa Joe planted Kip with the Muscle Buster and picked up the pinfall victory.
After the match, Christian Cage ambushed Samoa Joe and Hook with his metal document holder. Christian stomped on Joe’s head after it was placed on the metal document holder!
LFI’s The Beast Mortos vs. Adam Priest!
Priest tried to chop down the Beast Mortos, but the Beast Mortos popped up Priest with a Samoan Drop, followed up with a discus lariat, and then finished off Priest with the Destination: Hell Hole finisher to pick up a decisive win!
After the match, “Platinum” Max Caster came down the ramp! Max said this was the first in his open challenge series and told the Beast Mortos to get out of his ring.
“Platinum” Max Caster vs. Rush (with Dralistico)!
Rush clocked Caster with a right hand strike. Rush stomped on Max in the corner. Rush rocked Caster with the Bull’s Horns and pinned Caster!
“Rush treated Max Caster like Mortos treated Adam Priest,” said Nigel.
Rush: “El Toro Blanco has arrived! Mortos, what’s wrong with you? Remember, we are family. When you mess with the bull, you get the horns!”
ROH World Champion Chris Jericho & “The Bad Apple” Bryan Keith
(with “The Red Wood” Big Bill)
vs.
The Outrunners—Truth Magnum & Turbo Floyd!
Jericho and Truth traded strikes. Truth knocked down Jericho with a running clothesline. The Outrunners back dropped Jericho over the top rope. Big Bill booted Truth outside the ring as Jericho distracted the referee.
Turbo Floyd tagged in and cleaned house on the Learning Tree. Bryan Keith knocked down Truth, giving Jericho enough time to get to his feet and put the Walls on Turbo! Keith came in and kicked Turbo in the face. Jericho used a head scissor takeover on Turbo. Truth body slammed Jericho and Keith. The Outrunners hit the double bicep elbow drop on Jericho and Keith! They were looking for the Total Recall but Big Bill grabbed Truth’s ankle. Keith rolled up Turbo after the assist from Big Bill and pinned Turbo!
After the match, Big Bill destroyed the Outrunners with a relentless onslaught! Keith slid a table into the ring and the Learning Tree set it up. Big Bill went to double chokeslam the Outrunners through the table, but Bandido ran to the ring to make the save! Bandido wiped out Jericho with a spinning tornillo from the top rope. Bandido picked up Bryan Keith and smashed him through the table with a one-armed body slam!
“Timeless Toni Storm had words for AEW Women’s Champion Mariah May!
Toni: “I am here to make a confession. For the last six weeks, I’ve been playing the role of Toni Storm. The young girl in the red shorts was actually me. You all saw my metamorphosis. But I didn’t do this for you. I did this for myself. When Mariah May broke my heart and took everything, I was so embarrassed and so ashamed that I had to run away from myself.
“And then I realized that the only way out was through the fire. So I rebuilt myself from the ground up just to look you in the eye. And you know what I saw? Everything I needed to see. Mariah May, you fraud! I’m going to doom you. You don’t think I’m real? It doesn’t get much realer than me! For I am ‘Timeless’ Toni Storm, and your time is over!”
Megan Bayne vs. Hyena Hera!
Bayne splashed Hera in the corner. Bayne blasted Hyena Hera with a pump kick! She followed up with a driving lariat. Bayne hoisted up Hera, planted her face first and pinned her!
“Dominant! And the women’s division has been put on notice,” said Tony Schiavone.
Harley Cameron vs. The Vendetta’s Taya Valkyrie!
Taya took early advantage, stomping Harley in the corner. Taya kicked Harley in the back. Harley served up an arm drag. Taya blocked an area code kick and countered with a sliding German Suplex.
Harley used flying head scissors to take down Taya. She followed up with a running knee on Taya for a near fall.
The fans chanted “Feel the wrath! Feel the wrath!”
Taya power bombed Cameron out of the corner. Harley hit an Australia Destroyer! Taya dodged a senton and clobbered Cameron with a spear. Taya went for the pin, but Harley cradled Taya and scored the upset!
“Harley with her first win! You watched it here on Collision!” said Tony Schiavone.
TNT Championship Three-Way Match!
TNT Champion Daniel Garcia (with Daddy Magic)
vs. The Undisputed Kingdom’s Kyle O’Reilly
vs. Shane Taylor Promotion’s ROH PURE Champion Lee Moriarty!
Daddy Magic joined the broadcast booth for this match.
All three competitors chain wrestled to start the match, going to a stalemate. Lee rocketed out of the ring and wiped out Kyle and Danny outside the ring!
Back in the ring, Moriarty tried for a double wrist lock on Garcia. Lee kicked Danny and Kyle in the head. Both men got to their feet, having enough of Lee, and swarmed him with offense. Kyle and Danny traded forearms. Garcia used a high angle back drop driver. Danny dished out a double clothesline. Garcia nailed Kyle with a swinging neck breaker.
Garcia put Lee in the Dragon Tamer. Kyle grabbed Danny and locked in a triangle. Shane Taylor walloped Garcia with a punch. Moriarty put Garcia in the Border City Stretch! Garcia escaped and rolled up Lee, winning it with a jackknife pin.
“I don’t want to say Garcia was lucky, but he was lucky. Lee Moriarty almost won that one,” said Nigel.
After the match, the rest of Shane Taylor Promotions surrounded the ring! Daddy Magic and Angelo Parker jumped in the ring to even up the odds. Adam Cole and Roderick Strong ran down to force Shane Taylor Promotions to retreat!
“Unfinished business!” said Nigel.
Mid-South Street Fight!
FTR—Dax Harwood & Cash Wheeler
vs.
AEW World Champion Jon Moxley & AEW Trios Champion Wheeler Yuta!
FTR charged at the Death Riders as the Death Riders were making their entrance through the crowd. Dax bashed a garbage can over Mox’s head. Yuta ran and hit a sliding dropkick into a ladder, knocking it into Cash’s face.
Yuta body slammed Cash onto the ladder while Mox whipped Dax into the steel ring steps. Marina Shafir grabbed Cash and rammed him into the steel post. Moxley had a pair of pliers and squeezed Dax’s nose with it!
“I’m not sure even Bill Watts would approve of that,” said Nigel.
Wheeler Yuta whipped Dax into a ladder that was propped up between the turnbuckles in the corner. Moxley spilled open a bag of thumbtacks. Cash power bombed Moxley into the tacks, countering the Death Rider DDT. Cash jumped out of the ring with a suicide dive onto Yuta. Moxley grabbed Cash and spiked him with a DDT on the floor!
Dax blasted Yuta with a brain buster. Marina jumped in the ring and applied a rear naked choke with a steel chain on Dax. Dax jumped backwards and put them both through a table! Dax crushed Mox with a piledriver on a steel chair.
Claudio Castagnoli ran down, but Dax clotheslined him out of the ring. Moxley hit a cutter on Dax and then curb stomped Dax onto a steel chair. Cash jumped into the ring to break up the pin attempt. Yuta, Moxley, and Claudio triple teamed Cash.
“Switchblade” Jay White and “The Rated R Superstar” Cope sprinted to the ring, joining the melee to even up the sides for FTR! FTR spiked Yuta through the announce table with a piledriver and pinned Yuta! FTR hit the Shatter Machine on Mox. Cope speared Mox! Claudio pulled Moxley out of the ring before any more damage could be inflicted on the leader of the Death Riders!
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