**CONTAINS SPOILERS**
Tonight’s AEW RAMPAGE was broadcast from El Paso County Coliseum in El Paso, TX!
It’s Friday and you know what that means!
Tonight’s announce team was Excalibur, Tony Schiavone, Chris Jericho, and Jim Ross.
Trios Match!
The Blackpool Combat Club—Claudio Castagnoli, Jon Moxley, & Wheeler Yuta
vs.
The Butcher, The Blade, & Kip Sabian (with Penelope Ford)!
Sabian and Yuta started the match for their respective sides. Yuta grabbed a blind tag and Claudio press slammed Kip! The Butcher tagged in and grabbed a side headlock on Claudio.
Claudio blasted Butcher with European Uppercuts. Mox tagged in and peppered Butcher with kicks. Yuta grabbed a tag but Butcher back body dropped Yuta and then walloped Yuta with a running crossbody.
Sabian tagged in and rocked Yuta with a stunner and followed up with a cannonball senton in the corner. Butcher and Blade nailed Yuta with stereo headbutts. Moxley tagged in and bit down on Kip’s forehead. Moxley suplexed Sabian twice. Moxley transitioned to a double wristlock on Sabian. Kip scored a knee strike on Moxley. While the ref was distracted the Butcher and the Blade double teamed Moxley. Sabian crashed onto Moxley with a moonsault.
Moxley rallied back with a powerbomb on Sabian off the ropes. Claudio and Blade tagged in for their teams. Claudio took down Blade with a dropkick. Claudio used a short arm lariat on the Blade. Sabian jumped on Claudio’s back but Claudio countered with the Giant Swing!
The Blade attempted to roll up Claudio from behind. Claudio countered by transitioning to the sharpshooter. Butcher ran in with a sliding elbow on Claudio. Moxley jumped in and wiped-out Butcher with a cutter.
Claudio hoisted up Blade and planted him with the Alp Amare Waterslide for a near fall. Sabian jumped off the ropes but Mox defended with a cutter. Claudio nearly decapitated Blade with a European Uppercut and then scored the pin!
A Darby Allin video package aired.
Darby said people were wondering what was next for him. Sting said he and Darby are going to go out in a blaze of glory.
The Jericho Appreciation Society put James Murray and Brian Quinn of TV’s Impractical Jokers through a table, taking back Jericho’s baseball bat!
Lexy Nair interviewed “The Natural” Dustin Rhodes!
Rhodes said Swerve Strickland crossed the line when Swerve disrespected Rhodes’ family. “You calling yourself a mogul, what is that? Are you an entertainment god? God doesn’t like rejects and neither do I!”
The Mogul Affiliates ambushed Rhodes! Swerve threw out a challenge to Rhodes for next Friday night!
Ruby Soho vs. Marina Shafir!
Ruby baited Marina in with kicks to the face. Ruby had her No Future blocked by Marina. Marina headbutted Ruby between the shoulder blades. Ruby fired back with Destination Unknown and then pinned Marina!
Saraya and Toni Storm walked to the ring! Dr. Britt Baker, D.M.D. tackled Saraya. Jamie Hayter joined the fray to even up the odds while Ruby watched them brawl outside the ring!
It was announced that next week on Dynamite it’ll be Toni Storm vs. Ruby Soho vs. Dr. Britt Baker, D.M.D.!
Lexi Nair interviewed ROH World Tag Team Champion Mark Briscoe backstage!
“Smart” Mark Sterling offered his services to Briscoe but Mark Briscoe turned him down. Josh Woods cautioned Mark and told him he wasn’t in Sandy Fork anymore.
“Jungle Boy” Jack Perry vs. Ryan Nemeth!
Nemeth DDT’ed Jack Perry but Perry came back with a thrust kick!
Jack nailed Nemeth with a running elbow to the back of the head and scored the pin!
“Didn’t take long,” said Jim Ross.
“The Machine” Brian Cage and Prince Nana walked onto the ramp. Cage taunted Jungle Boy!
Renee Paquette interviewed “Hangman” Adam Page backstage!
Kip Sabian and Penelope Ford interrupted. Sabian told Page to grow up and take his loss to Moxley like a man. A frustrated Page stormed off!
All-Atlantic Championship Match!
“Freshly Squeezed” Orange Cassidy (c.) (with Danhausen) vs. The Firm’s Lee Moriarty (with Stokely Hathaway)!
Moriarty stole Cassidy’s sunglasses but Cassidy took them back. Moriarty rag dolled Orange Cassidy.
Orange Cassidy took down Moriarty with a dropkick. Cassidy closed the distance and then bounced Moriarty’s head off the turnbuckle pad. Moriarty blasted Orange with a thrust kick.
Orange was looking for Beach Break on the apron but Lee countered, planting Cassidy hard on the ring apron! Moriarty worked over Cassidy’s arm.
Moriarty was searching for the Border City Stretch but Orange grabbed the bottom rope.
“Orange in serious trouble,” said Excalibur.
Stokely Hathaway was about to club Orange with his cast but Danhausen put a curse on Hathaway.
Orange spiked Lee with a diving DDT! Lee dodged the Orange Punch and fired back with a lariat. The momentum shifted when Orange landed the Beach Break out of nowhere. Cassidy connected with the Orange Punch! Lee came back with the Border City Stretch but Orange countered, cradling Lee and pinning him!
“Stokely is disappointed,” said Jim Ross.
Satnam Singh walked onto the ramp and distracted Orange and Danhausen. Jay Lethal and Jeff Jarrett jumped Orange and Danhausen from behind, smashing them with the stolen Golden Globe! Best Friends ran down to even up the odds and they got cracked with the Golden Globe for their efforts! The Acclaimed sprinted to the ring and chased off Lethal, Jarrett and Singh!
Catch AEW DYNAMITE on TBS next Wednesday live at 8/7ct from Sames Auto Arena in Laredo, TX!
This Friday tune in to AEW RAMPAGE at 10pm ET on TNT!
And remember…the home of professional wrestling is All Elite Wrestling!