**CONTAINS SPOILERS**
Tonight’s AEW RAMPAGE was broadcast from the Little Caesars Arena in Detroit, MI!
It’s Saturday night and you know what that means!
Tonight’s broadcast team was Excalibur, Tony Schiavone, and Jim Ross.
Trios Match!
The Acclaimed—Anthony Bowens, Max Caster—& “Daddy Ass” Billy Gunn
vs.
Kip Sabian and The Butcher & The Blade!
Bowens hit a shoulder block on Sabian. Bowens tried again but Sabian used an arm drag and then a foot stomp on Bowens. Caster and Blade tagged in for their respective teams. Caster scoop slammed the Blade. Bowens dropped the Scissor Me Timbers.
Butcher grabbed a tag and blasted Bowens with a lariat. After some cheap interference from Kip, Butcher continued to work over Bowens’ back. Blade tagged in and kept Bowens from reaching his team in the corner.
Butcher cracked Bowens with a hard back breaker. Blade tagged in but ate some stiff jabs from Bowens. Billy tagged in and cleaned house on the opposition. After having a change to recover, Bowens smashed Kip with the Arrival. Caster hit the Mic Drop and then pinned Kip Sabian.
The Outcasts’ Toni Storm (with Ruby Soho & Saraya) vs. Allysin Kay!
Toni Storm wasted no time, charging Allysin and connecting with a right hand. Kay came back with a big boot. Allysin Kay was about to run at Storm but Saraya grabbed Kay’s boot. While Kay was distracted, Toni Storm regained momentum.
Outside the ring, Toni Storm rammed Allysin Kay into the steel ring post. Kay fired back with a neck breaker and then a lariat for a near fall on Toni! Kay countered a Storm Zero and went for the pin, but the Outcasts distracted the ref. Toni Storm battled back with a German Suplex and then the hip attack in the corner. Toni spiked Kay with the Storm Zero and then pinned Allysin.
“Toni Storm earned that victory,” said Tony Schiavone.
The Gunns were backstage!
“All Ego” Ethan Page approached them and said he needed their help with a problem.
IWGP Tag Team Champion Kyle Fletcher vs. Action Andretti (with Darius Martin)!
Action reversed a wrist lock. Kyle escaped and then kicked Action Andretti in the abdomen. Action ducked two shots from Kyle. Andretti connected with a tornillo off the bottom rope for a near fall on Fletcher.
Fletcher built up momentum and wiped-out Action from the ring apron and down onto the arena floor. Fletcher slammed Action. Fletcher tried for a half and half, but Action landed on his feet! Action nailed Fletcher with a tope suicida. Kyle came back with a thrust kick on Action in the ring. He closed the distance with another kick and then a brainbuster for a near fall.
“That was so, so close,” said Jim Ross.
Andretti brought Kyle down hard to the match with a superplex. He followed up with a springboard 450 for a near fall! Kyle Fletcher spiked Action with a spinning tombstone piledriver and then pinned him.
“Kyle Fletcher building momentum here tonight,” said Excalibur.
Tony Schiavone was in the ring to interview The Hardys—Matt & Jeff, and Brother Zay (Isiah Kassidy)!
Matt Hardy said his contract with the Firm has been deleted, as has Private Party’s. Matt said he’s had a wonderful week because of this.
The Gunns interrupted, coming to the ring!
Austin said he and Colten decided to help Ethan Page with his problem. They said they wanted to beat the Hardys and Brother Zay.
Matt Hardy said he’d accept, as long as when he wins, he’d get control of Ethan Page’s contract. The Gunns said they accepted.
Matt Hardy said they’d be happy to “delete” the assboys!
Main Event Time!
The Mogul Embassy—Brian Cage & Swerve Strickland (with Prince Nana)
vs.
The Dark Order—Alex Reynolds & John Silver (with Evil Uno)!
After a flurry of offense, Swerve was looking for the double stomp off the top rope, but Reynolds got out of the way. John Silver and Brian Cage both tagged in and had a pose off.
Cage kicked Silver in the midsection. John Silver caught Cage and dropped him with a modified body slam. Cage came back and planted Silver hard on the mat. Silver went towards the ropes, but Swerve lowered them, sending John Silver crashing onto the arena floor.
Reynolds drilled Swerve with a Tiger Driver and then a stuffed piledriver for a near fall. Swerve attempted the Swerve Stomp, but Reynolds avoided it again. Cage interfered and he and Swerve double teamed Silver.
Reynolds escaped a powerbomb from Brian Cage. But then Cage hit a pop-up powerbomb. Cage and Swerve used tandem offense on Reynolds, but Reynolds showed his heart and escaped a pin. Silver rushed into the ring to assist his partner and even up the odds. Cage connected with the Drill Claw while Swerve nailed the Driver, and they pinned the Dark Order.
After the match the Gates of Agony ran to the ring and double-teamed Evil Uno! Dustin Rhodes and Keith Lee stormed out to the ring, running the Mogul Embassy out.
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